malurette: (flemme)
malurette ([personal profile] malurette) wrote in [community profile] glyfic2020-02-05 09:30 am

[en!fic] Discworld – Nanny Ogg – PG | Doesn't have to

Title: Doesn't have to
Author: [livejournal.com profile] ylg/[personal profile] malurette
Fandom: Discworld,
Character: Gytha Ogg
Rating: PG / K+
Disclaimer: Terry Pratchett

Author’s note: ESL author with no beta-reader – if you spot any mistakes please do correct me.

Prompt: "Day Five: Waxing/Waning" for [community profile] halfamoon
Word count: 100

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Gytha Ogg knows about the Moon’s phases and and the women’s cycles. She’s the best midwife in the country, she knows everything there is to know.
Her own first son might have been an accident but all her other children were planned, and she didn't spend her whole married life growing rounder and bigger and popping out kids and all over again every year--if accidents happened again, they were taken care of.
She offers her services to any woman--or even girl--that needs them: how to best welcome a baby... or not. (Also, what to do with men.)