Title: Whack!
Author:
ylg/
malurette
Fandom: Discworld, Feet of Clay
Character: Cheery Littlebottom
Rating: PG / K+
Disclaimer: Terry Pratchett
Author’s note: ESL author with no beta-reader – if you spot any mistakes please do correct me.
Prompt: "Day Twelve: Gravity" for
halfamoon
Word count: 100
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They say Gravity is a harsh mistress. Getting blown up in an alchemical explosion is one thing; falling back down with no eyebrows left and a burnt beard was a thing, was another one altogether. Gravity makes rocks fall down on you when you disturb them, in a mine or on a mountain, drops a hammer on your foot, and in a figure of style literal-minded dwarfs are not familiar with, it also drops judgment down on you should you step away from the norm.
Dwarfs are stubborn. And Cheery is determined to fight at least some of tradition’s weight.
Author:
Fandom: Discworld, Feet of Clay
Character: Cheery Littlebottom
Rating: PG / K+
Disclaimer: Terry Pratchett
Author’s note: ESL author with no beta-reader – if you spot any mistakes please do correct me.
Prompt: "Day Twelve: Gravity" for
Word count: 100
They say Gravity is a harsh mistress. Getting blown up in an alchemical explosion is one thing; falling back down with no eyebrows left and a burnt beard was a thing, was another one altogether. Gravity makes rocks fall down on you when you disturb them, in a mine or on a mountain, drops a hammer on your foot, and in a figure of style literal-minded dwarfs are not familiar with, it also drops judgment down on you should you step away from the norm.
Dwarfs are stubborn. And Cheery is determined to fight at least some of tradition’s weight.