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Title: Bloody Narrativium!
Author: [livejournal.com profile] ylg/[personal profile] malurette
Fandom: Discworld,
Character: Sally von Humpeding
Rating: PG / K+
Disclaimer: Terry Pratchett

Author’s note: ESL author with no beta-reader – if you spot any mistakes please do correct me.

Prompt: "Day Fourteen: Dust" for [community profile] halfamoon
Word count: 100

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As careful as you are someday you'll get ash'd. That’s probabilities for you. A flash of light, a misplaced stake and bam! You’re a pile of dust in need a friend with a vial of blood to promptly sweep you up and reincorporate you... and lend you a jacket.
It’s terribly unfair that male vampires get their clothing back after a good dusting and female do not and stand around naked--who the hell writes the Narrativium?
Sally Umpeding feels social anger rising up--not the kind Captain Vimes teaches his trainee Sammies but nonetheless; she’ll look to change Tradition.

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