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glyficTitle: Best laid birth & world domination plans
Author:malurette
Fandom: Star Trek: Deep Space 9
Characters/Pairing: Julian Bashir(/Elim Garak implied), an unnamed medic
Rating: PG / K+
Disclaimer: Paramount etc
Warnings: mpreg, non-graphic labour
Word count: 150, dialogue only
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‘That’s it. As soon as I’m recovered I’m entering my Khan phase. I’ll splice Bajoran reproductive genes into any willing human patients—ughhh the human birthing process is so inefficient!’
‘…Remind me again why you’re doing this without pain medication?’
‘Not without, with minimal medication. Because those secretive lizards gatekeep all their knowledge, even lifesaving pharmacological data! Most of what works on human physiology is untested for Cardassian fetuses. Could be unsafe.’
‘Ah. I think I can see where you’re coming from. But, do you realize that once you’re recovered from giving birth you’ll have a newborn to take care of? It might not be easy achieving transhumanisim or world domination when feeding and changing nappies every two hours…
Or do you mean recovered as "finally got a good full night’s sleep and getting your life back together, because the kid turned 20 and is off to starfleet academy"?’
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maluretteFandom: Star Trek: Deep Space 9
Characters/Pairing: Julian Bashir(/Elim Garak implied), an unnamed medic
Rating: PG / K+
Disclaimer: Paramount etc
Warnings: mpreg, non-graphic labour
Word count: 150, dialogue only
‘That’s it. As soon as I’m recovered I’m entering my Khan phase. I’ll splice Bajoran reproductive genes into any willing human patients—ughhh the human birthing process is so inefficient!’
‘…Remind me again why you’re doing this without pain medication?’
‘Not without, with minimal medication. Because those secretive lizards gatekeep all their knowledge, even lifesaving pharmacological data! Most of what works on human physiology is untested for Cardassian fetuses. Could be unsafe.’
‘Ah. I think I can see where you’re coming from. But, do you realize that once you’re recovered from giving birth you’ll have a newborn to take care of? It might not be easy achieving transhumanisim or world domination when feeding and changing nappies every two hours…
Or do you mean recovered as "finally got a good full night’s sleep and getting your life back together, because the kid turned 20 and is off to starfleet academy"?’
